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What's the nationality of Jesus

June 8, 2007
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THREE ARGUMENTS THAT JESUS WAS IRISH:

 

1.    He never got married.
2.    He never held a steady job.
3.    His last request was a drink.

 

THREE ARGUMENTS THAT JESUS WAS PUERTO RICAN:

 

1.    His first name was Jesus.
2.    He was always in trouble with the law.
3.    His mother didn't know who his father was.

 

THREE ARGUMENTS THAT JESUS WAS ITALIAN:

 

1.    He talked with his hands.
2.    He had wine with every meal.
3.    He worked in the building trades.

 

THREE ARGUMENTS THAT JESUS WAS BLACK:

 

1.    He called everybody brother.
2.    He had no permanent address.
3.    Nobody would hire him.

 

THREE ARGUMENTS THAT JESUS WAS CALIFORNIAN:

 

1.    He never cut his hair.
2.    He walked around barefoot.
3.    He invented a new religion.

 

AND FINALLY, THE PROOF THAT JESUS WAS ARMENIAN*:

 

1.    He went into his father's business.
2.    He lived at home until the age of 33.
3.    He was sure his mother was a virgin, and his mother was sure He was God.

 

Note: We have seen the same anecdote circulated in reference to other nationalities such as Greeks, etc. 

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  1. frida November 24, 2012, 1:46 am

    While searching for information about Armenia I hit on this site. After reading the hilarious proposals with regards to the the nationality of Jesus, I concluded that Armenians must have a great sense of humor!

    Thank you for helping me start my day with lots of laughter.

    Greetings from The Netherlands

    Frida

     

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